Saturday, February 16, 2013

the relationship tests

Following are two tests for relationships. The first is designed by my holiness and two companions, to evaluate a girl for a serious relationship, the second is designed by two girls to evaluate the guy.

Test #1:

Pre-evaluation: (has to be passes before the actual testing takes place)


Min. IQ of 120
Shared worldview
6/10 minimum looks
BMI within range 18.5-26 

Deal Breakers: (required is a 3/3 pass)

Lack of Nagging and Nakad

Quality of Sex
Balanced involvement

Life style and habits:

Part one: (1/2 is required to pass)
Substance use
Stimulant and well spoken

Part two: (0.5/1 is required to pass, as in you with her friends, or her with yours)
Friends

Sync:

Humor
Telepathy (ability to understand each other and expect the partner's moves and intentions)
Compatibility (both physical and psychological)


Miscellaneous:

Part one: (1/2 is required)
Edge
Morning Face

Part two: (1/1 is required, as in she needs to not be a succubus)
A-Succubus

Bonus:

Any of the following is considered to be a bonus: 
Wealth, eye color, BDSM, family and background compatibility, cooking, independence 



Test #2: (to evaluate guys. For each section, the guy either gets the full grade or nothing. The passing grade and the full grade are not set below because the ladies kept changing them, you can calculate it for yourself. Note that the bonus only counts if the guy passes the test)

Initiators:

IQ > 135 (3)
Principles (3)
Chemistry (3)

Physical:

Height (1)
Hygiene (2)
Fitness (2)
Sex appeal (3)

Emotional:

Sensitivity (3)
Passion (3)
spontaneity (3)
Constancy (3)


Character:

Independent (3)
confident (2)
funny (3)
Ambition (2)


EDGE (yes or no)


Negatives: (Minus 2 for each one)

Mama's boy
Arrogance
Boring
Superficial
Possessive, jealous


Bonus: (1 point each, only counts if guy passes the test before)

Instrument (or similar)
Geeky
Cooking 
Romantic

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